Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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