he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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