If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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