You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
