she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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