I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I want to make a zoo with you.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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