Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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