Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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