worst night to have a conscience
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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