I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
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i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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