How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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