Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
