The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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