My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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