I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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