With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
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I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
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So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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