i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
We are two peas in an std pod
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
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You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
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The dysfunction is strong in this one.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize