you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I intend to get homeless drunk
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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