we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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