I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
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Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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