I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I need a hoe opinion
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