Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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