She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
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