Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
