I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
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