ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
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She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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