Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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