am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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