i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
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