sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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