I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Randomize
