this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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