Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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