i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
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i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
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I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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