i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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