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so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school

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awkward

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no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.

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(309): so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school (1-309): awkward (309): no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend. http://tfl.nu/y6uz

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Mmmm, vodka for breakfast

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(404): Mmmm, vodka for breakfast http://tfl.nu/n4af

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I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.

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(660): I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush. http://tfl.nu/ahlc

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we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records

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(515): we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records http://tfl.nu/b40n

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(703): View more from Virginia

I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.

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(703): I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history. http://tfl.nu/nchu

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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?

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(815): How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back? http://tfl.nu/7gwj

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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.

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(818): you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel. http://tfl.nu/uvlc

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Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?

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(931): Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me? http://tfl.nu/cqgr

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I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?

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(303): I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class? http://tfl.nu/wrjt

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She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.

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(718): She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love. http://tfl.nu/h785

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This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.

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(04): This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street. http://tfl.nu/uumo

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You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.

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(541): You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday. http://tfl.nu/xakl

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I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.

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(706): I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose. http://tfl.nu/d385

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No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.

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(203): No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places. http://tfl.nu/z30e

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Are you setting a date to bone me?

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Are you accepting?

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(916): Are you setting a date to bone me? (530): Are you accepting? http://tfl.nu/jd32

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