We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
How external is "for external use only"?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
We need to get me chipped asap
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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