It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
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