problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
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Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
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