Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
