Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I need water and some morals
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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