I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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