There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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