He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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