Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
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