you have to choose: penises or morals?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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