No awkward lesbian experiences without me
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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