he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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