How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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