And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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