So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
i am craving dick and cupcakes
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I have post one night stand depression
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