We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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