I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
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He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
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There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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