so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
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You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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