Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Your cock deserves a montage
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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